VANITY CARD#2

Relationships seem to be the rave of the moment, so I thought this vanity card should play soft ball with it. I particularly am not in one now so I might not be the best adviser here,  but I'd give my opinion nevertheless,  I mean you already used your hard-bought mb to open this page.              
   So here goes, recently I have had this string of exaggerated  thoughts about the girl,  I call her "X" for now,  at least until her identity unveils or I hear that voice leading me to that sister and I use all my machiavellian traits to gently help her stay.
  I've thought about X in two ways,  the first follows with the theory of letting life happen to you,  I imagine a hot yet unremarkable afternoon, holed up somewhere in the library trying to figure out how many textbooks I'd have to suffer through to get a "Professor  soladoye standard" knowledge of Animal experimentation. Moments between this search of grand futility,  X walks in,  gently taps me and asks why i got so many giant textbooks in front of me. I smile sheepishly,  knowing  from experience that smiling "sheepishly" is the first sign in this cascade. The normal conversation pattern ensues and eureka!  X is found.
 My second thought is somewhat complicated. I'm assuming you have a basal knowledge of the theory of the individual world as a subset of the general socially perceived world. So I thought,  why not take the single best person in your world, hopefully (spontaneously or willingly)  fall in love with them, (pray and fast that they do so too with you) and then try and be the best person in their own world?  That way you are not getting ripped off, if she wants to, it's her gain, and your gain. if she doesn't want to, it's her loss and your gain.  I mean you're already the best person in the world of the best person in your own world, you most definitely wouldn't end up half bad.
 I think relationships are as smooth as they are rocky and considering the fact that the world is so big and full of people,  it's logical that we have the privilege of calling at least one of them ours.
  Okayy that said , as a result of responses and assaults I got from the first vanity card, Id like you to say this slowly after me: " i hereby pledge in all honesty that i will take dammys vanity cards less emotional and more intellectual".
-Damilola