VANITY CARD #4

We are all celebrities in our own rights...yeah we are!...take my humble/not so humble self...I got 146 contacts on my bbm (small compared to yours right??) ...
. .you see that's some sorta crowd that's gotta hear about me ..they like it or not...and as celebrities we have this sanctimonious duty to keep our audience engaged...this entails choosing the right display picture or display pictures (in case of some stubborn girl with fans that aren't just satisfied with one picture at a time), typing the right pms and tweets that are just enough to keep "them" interested while not breeding intrusion, chatting up a select few while keeping others at arms length. Thus to maintain this celebrity status, there must be this "audience".
Therefore I dare say as celebrities by rights conferred on us by our social media apps and 2k5 subscription, we need an audience and yeah, we do the craziest things to keep this audience, these include: Spending hours in front of a mirror doing make up because people are gonna see you and that picture's gotta be dope for insta- AUDIENCE, acting specifically eccentric/crazy/opinionated/dramatic just because they will notice and ask whatsup?- AUDIENCE, Marrying someone to hear your gist-AUDIENCE..birthing kids to shout on and train-AUDIENCE. ...creating a whole school with thousands of students you can manipulate, frustrate and send on exile when you "feel like" they've done "enough" to "worth" it- AUDIENCE.
So my candid yet unrecommended advice is... nurture your audience people...help them fall in love with you...or the online, outdoor version of you that they get/have to see........ohh my God! that reminds me.....I haven't changed my dp in days.....unacceptable!

Damilola.